Hi there. So sorry to have neglected you recently. It's been a whirlwind. So where to begin? Wendy got a job. Eve remains the most awesome evil person ever. I may have found an apartment -- a one-bedroom for a ridiculous price that even though may be very slightly outside my budgeted range, I'd be willing to cut corners and do things like lower the amount of money I have budgeted for cable to get. I think it's finally time for me to live on my own, and I want a one-bedroom place to live in. I know that could come off as sounding vaguely bratty, but my reasoning is that I'm 27 years old, and since I moved out of my parents' house to go to college, I've always had a roommate. I'd like to see what it's like to really live on my own, and I want a one-bedroom because that, to me, would feel like a home that I could make my own, not a studio/bachelor apartment that's one giant room and reminds me way too much of a college dorm single. I'm tired of trying to cram my life into one room. In other news, out of 153 e-mails I received over the weekend, three of them were actually for me and the rest were spam. Government-mandated drop in spam, my ass. I'm like that guy who was trapped under his books and papers for three days... except I'd have to print out all these spam e-mails and then drop them on myself.