Notes on the past few days:

- So you may have noticed that minor explosion on Friday morning here.  Well, it came as a result of a lot of things, namely a bad week where I was overtired thanks to insomnia, being told by not one but two women I was interested in that “this is just friendship,” stress at work and, finally, my toilet overflowed Friday morning.  And then I overflowed.  I’m better now.  I’ve gotten some sleep, my best friend gently talked me down, and tonight was Bootie.  All good things. 
- Funny story about Date #2, though:  When I gave her my phone number, I described it as “The Porno Hotline” because my number contains a few occurrences of “69” in it.  (No, dumbass, I didn’t ask for it, it was assigned to me that way.) Anyways, Date #2 was unfortunately running late to meet me, but forgot my number on her desk at work… and then she remembered “The Porno Hotline” and remembered my number correctly.  It was awesome.
- Also awesome was a female friend describing me tonight at Bootie as “being able to dance and having rhythm like no white man should.” This pleases me.
- By the way?  Despite the killer storms in Florida, plunging temperatures in the Midwest, Denver getting inundated by about 20 feet of snow and record-breaking lows here in Southern California, comedian Rush Limbaugh would like to reiterate that global warming is a myth and that we’re not screwing with the planet’s weather patterns at all.