So I don't usually do memes, but after cranking out a 1600-word column for work tonight in addition to all the other crap I had to take care of, I felt it wouldn't be totally out of line to indulge myself. Besides, I pilfered it from Ericalynn, who's cool in ways you don't even know about and who I'm still waiting to journey out to Los Angeles. The original one was mildly female-oriented, so I've omitted the two or three questions that don't apply to males (like "last bra worn" -- had to give you guys an example so you don't think sick things about me, you sickos). 1) Last dream: I was taking a final exam that happened to be about Futurama, which sadly aired its last new episode on Sunday. I was kicking ass on the exam because I was the only person in the room who was obsessed with the show, but then I did something inadvertently to piss off the professor, who failed me before I even finished the exam. Damn, was I simultaneously pissed and scared. 2) Last car ride: Around 7pm, coming home from work. But that was a car drive, not a ride. I can't remember the last time I was a passenger... it's been a while. I'm rarely a passenger. I hate being a passenger, I much prefer to be the driver. 3) Last kiss: Saturday night, somewhere in the vicinity of 2am. 4) Last good cry: Months? Years? Can't remember. 5) Last Missing Library Book: I don't think I've ever misplaced a library book. 6) Last movie seen: Bad Company, with Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock 7) Last Book Read: Songbook by Nick Hornby 8) Last curse word uttered: fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck 9) Last beverage drank: Diet Sunkist 10) Last food consumed: baked chicken 11) Last crush: Amy Lee, lead singer of Evanescence 12) Last phone call: to skits 13) Last TV show watched: Family Guy 14) Last Item Bought: Not counting the chicken I had for dinner? The latest Placebo CD, Sleeping With Ghosts. 15) Last time showered: last night. 16) Last shoes worn: my bucs 17) Last CD played: entirely all the way through? Kings of Leon - Youth & Young Manhood 18) Last MP3 Downloaded: N/A... bad bad bad (unless it's paid) 19) Last annoyance: Annoying Next-Door Neighbors' little kid screaming again 20) Last disappointment: That the Placebo CD was $14.99 instead of $12.99 as I anticipated. I could've gotten Taco Bell with that $2! 21) Last soda drank: Aforementioned Diet Sunkist. 22) Last thing written: Aforementioned 1600-word column for next week's newspaper. 23) Last key used: mail key. 24) Last phrase spoken: "Go to sleep, dude, even though sleep at 10:30 is for wimps." 25) Last trip to the bathroom: about an hour ago 26) Last sleep: 2:30am-10am last night 27) Last IM: about 2 1/2 hours ago 28) Last sexual fantasy: ask me realtime, maybe I'll tell you 29) Last orgasm: next question! 30) Last weird encounter: earlier today when some random person started talking to me in the supermarket. 31) Last Store Shopped at: Ralph's for the chicken, and before that, Best Buy for the Placebo CD 32) Last ice cream eaten: uhhh... I think it might be the Coldstone Creamery cake at Fran's birthday party. Did I mention they're putting in a Coldstone around the corner from my apartment? [insert Homer Simpson drooling noise] 33) Last time amused: about 3 minutes ago, when someone told me that there is not a straight man in America who likes all of the following: tofu, wine coolers, a cappella and post-modern feminist theory. 34) Last time wanting to die: can't recall that one... 35) Last time in love: it's been a while... couple of years, I think. 36) Last time hugged: Sunday, when I saw Becky 37) Last time scolded: last night at work by a self-righteous arrogant co-worker 38) Last time resentful: see previous answer 39) Last chair sat in: my desk chair, which I'm in right now 40) Last underwear worn: black Jockey boxer-briefs 41) Last shirt worn: green Old Navy t-shirt 42) Last class attended: Neuropsychology. May 1998. 43) Last Final taken: see previous answer 44) Last time dancing: dunno... it's been waaaaaay too long 45) Last poster looked at: the ominous looking poster of Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction hanging in the hallway outside my bedroom (it's signed by the man, too!) 46) Last show attended: Nintendo Fusion Tour last week with Cold and Evanescence 47) Last webpage visited: Ericalynn