The unthinkable has happened.
I got into work this morning after 3 1/2 hours' sleep last night and found a nice big "out of order" sign hanging on the coffee machine. On the one day of the week that I need it and that I actually allow myself coffee. This is not good. At all.
So if anyone out there knows of any way that I can somehow download caffeine from the Internet into my body, please let me know.