So I'm standing there in the shower, about to turn the water off when the thought suddenly occurs to me.
Did I wash my hair yet? I normally do that first, but for the life of me, I can't remember whether or not I already did it. Then I thought,
Dear Lord, if I did it, it took place only five minutes ago and I've already forgotten it. That's pretty scary. Then I thought,
What's next? Me standing in the middle of my bedroom wondering what I'm supposed to do on Mondays? That's right -- go to work.
It's gonna be a looooooong week.