Hola. It's Nox from Breakfast of Champions Due to relentless attempts by comment spammers to sell you drugs to enhance your manliness or entice you to online gaming establishments, Keith has asked me to log in to make a few additions to his trusty MT-Blacklist. Fool! Now I am at the helm of his blog! I can do anything I want here. Like pretend I'm Keith and post a retraction of everything bad I've ever said about Avril Lavigne, admitting that I am only pissed at her because I am entranced by her deeply meaningful lyrics and I wish I could be her Sk8er Boi. Naw. You guys would never buy that. How about... Ah, screw it. Keith is so damn sweet I just don't have it in me to mess with him. So, uh, Keith, don't be mad that I played with your blog. I'll set you up with a login and password to mine if you want some payback. Just don't tell everyone about the crush I used to have on Martin Short.