At the suggestion of my co-workers, I TiVo’d the Comedy Central roast of Pam Anderson. They said it was fucking hilarious—and I can say that because I watched the uncensored version. Personally, I was unamused… mostly because of the antics of one Courtney Love.
Many of you know that I hate Ms. Love and think she’s an untalented stupid mess of a person who never should have gotten famous in the first place, which is also pretty much the way I feel about Avril Lavigne. And I was disgusted by Courtney’s onstage performance. She was hogging the camera, yelling at everyone who was up on the dais, and she was the only one who couldn’t take any remarks about her—everyone else laughed it off, she got huffy. And then she flashed the camera… actually, it was more of an extended display, since she lifted her skirt up for about a full 30 seconds. And then at the end, she pretty much fell off the podium trying to attack Pam and make out with her.
The best part was that every other minute, she was yelling about how she’s been clean and sober for a year now… to which Jimmy Kimmel replied, “Courtney, I hope you really are still on drugs, because if this is you sober, you need some serious help.”
Of course, I do realize that the roast was actually taped last month… but I still find the timing ironic that only days after the roast first aired, Courtney admitted she’d fallen off the wagon and was put back into rehab.