Hooray! I’m going to see Lewis Black tonight! Lew is part of my perfect trifecta of comedy, so it’s no wonder that this will be the fourth time I’ve seen him live in the last three years.
In other news, if the signal’s legit, you must acquit: O.J. Simpson was fined $25,000 for stealing DirecTV. I know he’s living on the cheap these days because he owes Nicole Brown Simpson’s family something on the order of $30+ million, but somehow I think subscribing probably would’ve been less expensive for him in the long run.
And finally, Bootie, Bootie, Bootie. Bootie L.A. this Saturday night. Go. Bring a friend. Bring 10 friends. Here’s a little somethin’ somethin’ to get you in the mood. Don’t be a dick, right-click.
Party Ben - “Tipsy Butterfly” (Crazy Town vs. Steve Miller Band vs. J-Kwon)