Despite the 12-hour workday and the high-pressure deadlines and the 2,000 words I had to write and the endless glavin, today actually was a really good day at work. Mostly because I had a lot of fun and I got to torture a few people with practical jokes. For example, a co-worker of mine has a clock on her wall that she hadn't updated to daylight-saving time because, well, she's too short to reach the clock, and she had just been mentally adding an hour whenever she looked at the clock for the past two days. So it was with much glee that, while she was away from her office for a few minutes, I set her clock two hours ahead -- DST plus one. The resulting panic attack she had half an hour later set me and another one of my co-workers off into laughter so hard that my stomach hurt. My company moved into new offices a little over a month ago, and the previous tenant of our space was Comedy Central. If it wasn't obvious to me before, it was today, when I finally realized that the old nameplate for one of the tiny, tiny supply closets had been left up from the Comedy Central era. They didn't label it "Supply Closet," the nameplate read "Milton Waddams." Finally, while looking for a picture of Jesus wearing headphones for a column (don't ask, long story), I ran across this picture on the Internets. Would someone please tell me what this guy was trying to accomplish by constructing and then wearing this contraption?