Some of us in Los Angeles would like to apologize to the rest of the country for inflicting the wretched show known as "Good Day Live" on you. That nationally-bastardized version of "Good Day L.A." should never have made it past the state line. Unfortunately, now the nation has to deal with the ditzy frenetics of Jillian Barberie and Dorothy Lucey. I think I'd pay good money for someone to sneak Xanax into their morning pick-me-ups, but I unfortunately don't think it'd make much of a difference.

Discussions of the "Good Day L.A." female hosts and other wretched media personalities around town led co-workers and I to have a small pow-wow on Friday about the viability of a "Celebrity Bachelor From Hell," where the bachelor is paired up with the absolute most annoying women on the face of the Earth. We argued whether or not it would be too cruel to make the bachelor actually propose and marry one woman at the end of the show's run. Nominees included the aforementioned Jillian Barberie, Jamie White of Star 98.7 here in L.A. (she's the "wretched media personality" listed above), Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa (not to mention Joan herself), Jewel and Jenny McCarthy. Any other names that people would like to toss into consideration?