I made it. Working on 3 hours' sleep, I spent 9 hours in the air and another 6 hours in the car, but I'm home. The number of people who pissed me off yesterday is too many to list here, but the drivers especially got to me. And with that, I have another public service announcement to make. Hey assclowns of the Southwest: Learn how to drive! First of all, the left lane -- especially on a two-lane freeway -- is not your own little personal cruising area. If you're not passing anyone or are pacing the car in the right lane so no one can pass you or if cars are piling up behind you or cars are going around you to pass you on the right, it's time to get over into the right lane. Second of all, if you're going to get into the left lane, make sure you're going fast enough and there's no one coming down the left lane so someone doesn't have to slam on their brakes to avoid crashing into you as you ever so cluelessly just glide unannounced over the lane markers. There's more where that came from, but it mostly involves rude flight attendants and old people.