Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004
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Someone called and woke me at 7AM this morning to ask if the number he called was Christopher Walken's phone, and I was too annoyed and groggy to say yes and have some fun with his mind. My funniest thoughts of Christopher Walken astonishingly are not those of him dancing in the video for Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice," though that video is one of the funniest things I've seen -- my funniest thoughts of Christopher Walken are not even of Walken himself. They're of an imitation Jay Mohr did of him on an episode of The Simpsons where Springfield is having a book fair, and Christopher Walken (voiced by Mohr) is doing a celebrity book-reading of Goodnight Moon. "Goodnight, Moon... goodnight, Moon..." [Children sitting by his feet cowering in fear and slowly moving away] "Children, scootch closer... children, what did I tell you about the scootching?"
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