And God created the Internet, and yea, the people rejoiced, for it was good. And then Al Gore attempted to claim credit for the Internet, and he was smote in Florida. Yea, for many expressed woe at this smiting, though many also extolled glory at this smiting. Then with the advent of the Glorious Internet, God commanded the websites to go forth and multiply. And yea, for there appeared more sites than Moses could shake his wooden staff at. Then with the intervention of Satan, the demons of Hell unleashed the forces of Spam. And the people were saddened, and the Lord was displeased, for the Spam also was fruitful and multiplied. And the people did partake of the Spam, and there were those who signed up for the penis enlargers and the sex drive enhancers and the cable TV descramblers and the porn site passwords and the debt consolidation and the Human Growth Hormone and the mortgage refinancing and the-- ["skip a bit, Brother"] Yea, for the onslaught did continue, and the Lord did battle with Satan over the lands of the Internet. And for the ending of this saga, thou wilst have to click here for future installments. Yea, for they are only $9.95 with free shipping...