I know it's early, and I know you finished school so you wouldn't have to take tests anymore, but hey, what do I care? Plus, it's multiple choice, which we all know is the easiest kind of test and actually can be fun if it doesn't involve math. (On a side note, I've never understood why we have calculus and trigonometry. I mean, they use letters. Letters. Letters are not supposed to be involved with math, numbers are! Plus, they even come up with imaginary numbers! Seriously! Ask any calculus teacher about i-squared! It's imaginary! I figure if you have to actually make up a number in order to solve your equations, the equation shouldn't need to be solved in the first place. Either that, or when you get some big-ass equation and they tell you "solve for the variable" which is some letter like "x," just tell them x = q and that q is your imaginary number that you made up and magically solves the equation.) Today's question: Keith woke up with a splitting headache because: a) He is becoming partially caffeine-dependent and hasn't had coffee yet b) It's 80 friggin' degrees in his apartment and stuffy as hell because Heat has suddenly descended on Southern California, and Keith doesn't have air conditioning c) He is sleep-deprived, having been unable to get to sleep until 2:30am last night and was up late watching Underworld (Okay, I know it's bad, but dude -- Kate Beckinsale is HOT while kicking ass in tight black leather! Hell, she's just hot doing anything.)