Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Tuesday, July 02, 2002
Powerful impact—BOOM from the cannon
So we have another sign of the Apocalypse. Someone actually gave Amy Fisher a newspaper column from which to dispense advice. The Associated Press says that Long Island's New Island Ear will begin running general-interest columns written by the Long Island Lolita herself -- the first of which will address cyberdating. Well, I'm glad she's taken up that form of dating, because then she won't be a danger to the masses seeing as how she shot her lover's wife in the head, or am I the only one who remembers that? What happens when she finds some married guy on the Net, will she mailbomb his wife's e-mail account? She still hasn't abandoned her deceptive ways though, as she writes: I met my fiance through Match.com. I was using a fake name. He pretended he was a millionaire. After numerous online chats, we met and really hit it off. One night, I said, "I have a confession to make before we go any further." He said, "What?" I answered, "I'm really Amy Fisher." He responded, "I'm not really a millionaire." Great... her marriage is based on Internet impersonation.
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