Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Tuesday, January 01, 2002
The Simpsons American English dictionary defines a "Homer" as:
1. American dolt
2. achieving success through idiocy

I'm beginning to think that life is defined by that second part of the definition, because I often wonder how people get so far in life without Darwinism weeding them out. I went to Star Market tonight to pick up some dinner, and was told by the guy at the fish counter that I look "menacing in that jacket" -- yes, I was wearing the long black coat again, I suppose my unshavenness contributed a little -- in addition to the fact that the cashier shook my sushi at me and asked me if it was "enjoyable to me." If it wasn't, would I be buying it?
Posted by Keith @ 10:35 PM ·
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