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Wednesday, June 18, 2003
Random libido-driven musings
Will someone please explain to me why porn films have plots? 1. The acting is so bad, it makes Leonardo DiCaprio look like Lawrence Olivier. 2. The dialogue is so bad and stilted, it makes daytime soap operas look believable. 3. The plots are so transparent, you can see clear through to China through them. 4. Does anyone actually watch the scenes where the plot is played out and the dialogue is spoken? I thought everyone just fast-forwarded through those scenes to get to the sex anyways. Why put in the time and effort to write a stupid script when all the people want and watch is the parts where people have sex?
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