- I seem to be growing hair at an even faster rate. Now I get five o'clock shadow at around noon, even though I just replaced my razor blade three days ago. Also, I need a haircut but I'm reticent to get it quite yet until I get really shaggy, since longer hair looks better when one has a little weight to lose.

- I'm oddly addicted to the morning show on Fox 11 here in L.A. It's a fairly bad morning show as far as morning shows go, but it's rather addictive. Kind of like Fat-Free Pringles.

- Some commercials are really starting to aggravate me. They're just trying so hard to be natural that they're so obviously canned. Number 1 on my list: the Verizon Big Deal commercials. Who honestly calls up their phone salesman to banter about "you know, my family likes to talk!" or ends up listing off all the states where they have friends?

- I want to be like Seth Green.