Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Randomosityousness
- Note to self: It's "Secret Agent Man," not "secret Asian man." - George Carlin says, "And now a memo from the National Pancake Association: Fuck waffles!" - After careful examination, it turns out there's no way that wall in my bedroom could've moved this morning, so I must've miscalculated and walked into it again. - If a mime falls over in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? - On Friday night, I went to the ATM to pick up some cash before going out, and who pulls up next to me to drop off his drycleaning at the place next door but Vin Diesel? He may be rough and tough, but he's kind of short. - Toilet paper goes over the roll, people.
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