Okay, people. Look,
here's the definition of a compact car. So all of you schmucks out there who drive SUVs and huge-ass cars and think you can park in spaces clearly labeled "COMPACT," here's your warning. Any more of this crap, and I'm taking chainsaws to your automobiles to cut them down to compact-car size.
In other news -- Pope John Paul II, Prince Rainier of Monaco, Frank Purdue, Johnnie Cochran, Saul Bellow... looks like God is putting out a massive recall.