I'm beginning to think that the people who tell us that eating right is the key to living a healthy life haven't got the whole picture. On a whim, I took a look at the ingredients of the Sweet-n-Low and the non-dairy creamer I just used to enhance my coffee, and I can honestly say that I don't think I've seen those words anywhere in the English language before. I'm running a regular chemistry experiment inside this little Styrofoam cup, and who knows what havoc it's wreaking on my system? Twenty years from now, we'll probably discover that melanoma wasn't caused by the depleting ozone layer, it was caused by non-dairy creamer.