Monica Lewinsky is on CNN chatting with Larry King. And honestly, I think she's pretty attractive. If I were to meet her at a party and start talking with her, would I ask her out? I'm not quite sure, even though most of the women I've seriously dated have given oral sex to other men. I guess the big difference is that I didn't know about it and I didn't ask about it because I didn't want to know, while in Monica's case it was splashed all over the country and we all know exactly what happened because the Republicans told us all about it whether we wanted to know or not. It was pretty much unavoidable.

I feel somewhat unrooted since I don't have a place of my own to live yet, and I'm kind of freaking out about it. I'd like to get settled down in an apartment already so I can put things in motion as far as getting my life completely in order and back on track. There's certain lifestyle things that are just easier to do in the comfort of your own home -- carefully preparing food that's good for you, for example, and not saying "well, you're still not in your own home so anything goes as far as what you can eat" -- and I'm also feeling a bit guilty about staying with family friends and pretty much freeloading off them.

Has anyone noticed that we still haven't found Osama bin Laden yet?