Rumor has it that some people have been looking for the Paris Hilton sex video. Well, check it out. (And now, I will wait while the tens of hundreds of Google hits for the search string come pouring in.) I'm presently in the midst of Al Franken's latest book, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right. I am enjoying this book very much. Not only is it funny, but Al pokes holes in the theories of all the people I can't stand, like Sean Hannity and especially that godforsaken blowhard Rush Limbaugh. It appalls me that so many people follow Rush so blindly to the point where they champion the fact that he calls them "Dittoheads." That's an insult, not a compliment, you dorks! I would never want to be thought of someone who just repeats something someone else says without processing it and thinking it through and researching it for myself. So it's in Al's honor that I post this great photo of a poorly placed billboard in Dallas.