Okay, so I might’ve overreacted a wee bit.

So the shuttle thing that apparently woke up everyone in my office (but not Pisser or Hilary) and left me with only four hours of sleep to go on was a Bad Thing.  And then finding a fly in my bowl of cereal this morning wasn’t the Most Wondrous Event in the World™ either.  And then there was that huge fire over near Laurel Canyon tonight, which didn’t really affect me but I think we can all agree that it’s not exactly helpful to some people. 

I am okay with all of those ominous and dire events.  But when I punch up iTunes and find that the No. 8 Most Downloaded Song of the Day is fucking Journey‘s “Don’t Stop Believin’,” that’s the straw that breaks the camel’s back, causing me to officially pack a survival kit and head for the hills, confident in the knowledge that the Apocalypse is nigh.