Dan: ...On to the injury reports, and it's a doozy of a day out there! Casey: That's right, Dan, at the top of the list is Keith, who was unfortunately placed on the FL today. After playing as a free agent for a while now, he had hoped he'd officially be signed with this girl for a bit of an arrangement, but word came down this evening that he'd be denied that chance as well. Dan: Mmm, Casey, The Word is: put on that special woman's Friends List. There's nothing harder than getting out of that penalty box. Rumor has it that Keith has rented a steam-cleaner and has gotten himself some industrial-strength bleach and cleansers. This chain of events will undoubtedly touch off a cleaning spree the likes of which we've never seen. Casey: On top of all that, the brand new glasses Keith picked up on Thursday have busted and need extensive readjustment, which he'll have to take care of during his super-busy day tomorrow, but he's got to wear his old ones in the meantime, making him go through that "adjusting-to-a-different-prescription" headache all over again. Life's just not being all that kind to our boy today, is it? Dan: No, I think not. Someone, please... give our man some lovin'? He deserves it.