Natalie Portman’s acting sucked. Dialogue sucked, and most of it was pretty cheesy. Lucas likes the screen-wipes way too much. At least the action sequences were cool, and there were a fair amount of them.

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Anakin’s turn to the dark side was way too sudden and didn’t seem believable.

Did anyone else think it was kind of stupid that the Death Star was being built at the end of Episode III and that it took them 18 or so years to finish it for Episode IV, but it only took them a few months between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi to build 2/3 of another one? They should’ve just left that out of the end of Episode III.

Can anyone really believe that a new mother would just pull two names out of her ass like that for her two children and then just die? That whole thing about “she’s lost the will to live” was just too hokey for me. Wouldn’t she want to take care of her children? And their civilization and technology is so advanced that they have interstellar flight—there’s no such thing as an ultrasound to tell her she’s carrying twins and not just one child?