Thursday, October 06, 2005
I’m not going to comment on this Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes debacle except to say this: While that child is the spawn of an unholy alliance, the true sign of the impending apocalypse is the fact that Donald Trump™ and Regis Philbin are dueting on “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” a copy of which can be found on Regis’ new Christmas album. Mr. The Donald, sir, just because you are filthy rich doesn’t mean the world is your playground—there’s a bunch of us who have to live here and be subjected to your antics and hair wrap.
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