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Tuesday, June 10, 2003

So, I've had coffee and water spilled on me, rice dropped on me and pizza bumped into me. Suffice it to say that I look like a buffet and I may have to do a load of laundry when I get home from work at midnight tonight. But today is looking up because I have been blessed with the only Words of Wisdom I'll ever need: There are only two things you need in life: WD-40 and duct tape. If something doesn't move and it should, use the WD-40. If something moves and it shouldn't, use the duct tape.

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Los Angeles resident. Non-native. East Coaster. Music junkie. Sarcastic bastard. Professional jackass -- I mean, writer & editor. Singer. Radio DJ. Gadget fanatic. At my best behind the wheel or behind a mic. Want to know more? Ask.

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