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Friday, January 09, 2004
Sorry I haven't posted in a couple of days. Personal crap has kept me pretty busy & occupied, so my creativity level is down pretty low while I'm scrambling over this apartment thing. I actually don't have time to post -- I'm running out to see an apartment, so here's a little sumpin' sumpin' for you: A mother and her small son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes"? The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time -- now let your mother explain that to you."
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