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Wednesday, October 23, 2002
The euphemisms
People have commented that I'm always using such interesting sayings for saying that someone's not so smart. I don't know why, I guess I'm just creative that way. Here's a short collection of some of my regular ones. Feel free to add some of yours in the comments.

- He's not the coldest beer in the fridge.
- He's not running on all cylinders.
- He's not the sweetest caramel in the bag.
- He's not the swiftest ninja.
- He's not the coolest animal in the zoo.
- He's not the tastiest at 31 Flavors.
- He's not the best trail on the mountain.

Okay, well, you try to come up with a better entry after 2 glasses of Port.
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