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Wednesday, November 06, 2002
The new marketing strategy
Beer is just so multi-purposeful. It even helps you make up new words like "multi-purposeful"! As such, here are some familiar marketing slogans that I've converted for use by beer companies that may help them bring in those non-drinkers.

- Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- Beer: It's what's for dinner.
- It's not TV, it's beer.
- Behold the power of beer!
- [As done to the tune of the Yahoo! yodel] Beeee-EEEEEEEE-eeee-eeer!
- Beer: Drinkers wanted.
- Dude, you're gettin' a beer!
- Who lives with a beer under the sea?
- My beer has a first name, it's B-E-E-R.
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