Sunday, January 07, 2007
Actual text-message exchange that occurred yesterday:
Amandarin: Bootie tonight?
Me: Yes, there is one.
Amandarin: And will you be there?
Me: The Witness Protection Agency advises me not to divulge details of my impending whereabouts.
Amandarin: Well then I guess I’ll just hope for the best. 
Me: Let me know how that works out for you.
Amandarin: Perhaps if you can lose the agents tailing you you’ll come and enjoy some dancing and adult beverages.
Me: Let me stroke my invisible beard and ponder it.
Amandarin: Let me know how that works out for you 
Posted by Keith @ 11:13 PM ·
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