In lieu of actual content, I offer this to you: an actual map of
The Simpsons' Springfield. I forget who made it, but they're either very talented, very sociopathic or very lonely.

By the way, there's a decent chance I may be going to Orlando in December with my mom -- we're going to spend some time at Disney World. My question is this: Besides Disney World, Universal Studios and SeaWorld, is there anything else to do in Orlando? I can't think of anything... but bear in mind with any suggestions that I will be there with my mom. They must be mom-friendly activities. No strip clubs.