Back from San Francisco.  Photographic evidence here.  And I have returned with renewed purpose. 

You see, kids, there’s a blight out there.  Interpersonal interactions are in danger.  Spicy conversations may be coming to a close… and it’s all due to Vanilla People.  What are Vanilla People, you ask?  Well, to put it simply, Vanilla People are just there.  They exist, and they’re probably pretty nice and all, but they don’t have any real discernable personality.  They seem pretty agreeable, they usually are easy to get along with… mostly because there’s not really any spice to their personalities at all.  That’s why I’m starting up the Foundation for Spicy Personalities.  I’m encouraging everyone out there to revel in their non-vanillaness.  Try to show people that there’s more to life than the blandness of vanilla, because it affects all of us and brings us all down from within.  Bland conversations and people make life less interesting all around. 

The purpose will wait until morning, though.  I’m bloody well tired.