Song lyrics that could be misheard if I didn't know what the real lyrics were that have been running through my head all day: 1. Remember that failed attempt at a singing career that Eddie Murphy launched in the '80s? Actually, I guess the first attempt wasn't enough to convince him he can't sing because he came out with another album in the early '90s that featured the wonderful duet with Michael Jackson called "Whatzupwityou." Well, either way, his first failed attempt was with a song called "Party All the Time." The chorus went like this: My girl wants to Party all the time Party all the time Party all the time So help me, there are times when I listen to that song and wonder what his dialect coach was smoking, because I could almost swear he's singing this: My girl wants to Potty all the time Potty all the time Potty all the time 2. Trent Reznor. Bad-ass Trent Reznor. The man who would flay a live bat while performing on stage in a metal cage wearing pleather and programming his own light display (actually, he has programmed his own lighting sequences for his concerts -- he's quite the geek, and he does it on a Mac). The song that made him mainstream, "Closer," contains this lyric line: My whole existence is flawed. I've found out his secret, though. I was listening closely to "Closer" and heard him express his hidden passion for desserts from Spain, because there are times when I think that line really is this: My whole existence is flan. The cool thing about writing this post is that now, I've infected all of your minds. Whenever you hear either of these songs, you'll mishear them as I've told you to. And every time you hear these songs, you'll think of me. My evil plan is working...