I woke up to the sound of not one, not two, but three police and news helicopters hovering at a low altitude right near my place. So either (a) there's another car chase going on through the streets of the Westside, or (b) there's some ill shit goin' down in the 'hood, yo. Oh, and pending Skits' cable modem becoming active, there may be some changes over the weekend. Don't freak out, mmmkay? UPDATE: Apparently, they evacuated the high school right near my apartment because some kids were complaining about "watery eyes." Well, that shoots my commute straight to hell, I go right past it... Eve thinks it's just some organized ploy to get out of school, but I think it's the work of terrorists, because only terrorists can make high school students cry en masse. Okay, and someone needs to shoot the morning weatherperson on KNBC in Los Angeles. Anyone who comes on to do the weather and starts by singing "Good Morning" from Singin' in the Rain needs to be punished.