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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Best rejection letter I’ve gotten thus far through an online dating site, and it was so great that I didn’t even feel the pangs of rejection when I read it:

Hey! smile Thank you for your email.  The affirmation that there are other people in L.A. that haven’t let go of there [sic] East Coast humor and sensibility is always encouraging.  Sadly, we wouldn’t be much of a match.  You want kids, I don’t — and worse yet ... you are a Sox fan and I am a Yankees fan.

Yes, there are some women out there who still get it.  And I’m way stoked to see my Sox play on Sunday at Dodger Stadium.  When did I see them last?  Oh, that’s right… WHEN THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES. 

Posted by Keith @ 01:16 AM ·
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