So, Hell Week goes on and I have just dragged myself home from 14 hours of work-related stuff that included a concert. And to think, I have three more days of this, wooooooooooo!
Anyways, since I'm exhausted and just used up all my remaining creativity on an e-mail to a girl I'm interested in, please enjoy this joke that was forwarded to me earlier today (yes, some of you have already seen this -- if I personally sent it to you, it means you're special, but it also means you don't have to read on):
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a slide ruler.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.