Recent events have compelled me to respond as such:
1. We still have more than two months until the end of hurricane season, and we’ve almost run out of hurricane names. In the 60 years of naming hurricanes, this has never happened before. Doesn’t that say something? Mother Nature is pissed at us!
2. Reason #63 why all airliners should overstock on alcohol, just in case: That JetBlue flight yesterday that circled L.A. for three hours yesterday? The passengers were watching the news coverage of their own flight on their TVs.
3. Someone please explain to me the rationale behind Roll Bounce. I mean, were a bunch of studio execs sitting round a table saying things like, “I know! Let’s do another You Got Served, except on rollerskates! The first one was a cinematic masterpiece, this is bound to get us some Academy Awards!”