- Today's mailbag at work contained the new A Tribe Called Quest compilation CD.
Triiiiiiiiiibe... [insert Homer Simpson drooling noise here] I've also received the singles from
American Idol champion Ruben Studdard and runner-up Clay Aiken. [cricket noises]
- Controversial thought of the day: We euthansize our pets to put them out of their pain and misery because we love them and we don't want to see them suffer, why don't we do the same with people?
- Someone here at work just answered their phone, "Hello, this is Jesus." I almost sprayed Diet Coke all over my computer monitor after I heard that.