MEMO
From: Keith
To: America
RE: Fast food
People, take responsibility for what you put in your own damn mouths. And parents, take responsibility for you let your kids eat. No one's holding a gun to your head and
making you eat all those Big Macs. Suing McDonald's, Burger King and all the other fast-food chains because they made the food look too good not to eat sixteen times a week is like me saying that it's Adam Sandler's fault that I beat the crap out of Bob Barker because he made it look fun in
Happy Gilmore.