Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Thursday, November 21, 2002
TV = reality?
Okay, so what's the difference between The Bachelor and Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? Will someone please explain this to me? The way I see it, only about 8 weeks. I still think the whole thing's a crock.

So, that dumbass joke "What would Jesus drive?" (In case you haven't been bombarded with it yet, the answer is "a Chrystler.") I saw a tease for it on three different L.A. TV news programs and on CNN. For the love of all that's good and tasteful, I implore the TV network executives to please stop propagating this dumbass joke. If you're really craving some news because it's a slow news day, make it up. It's allowed. It was written in my Journalist's Handbook.

What's this? A major motion picture that makes marching band look cool? Damn, if only that had come out a decade earlier while I was still in high school...
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