The weekend’s various events:

Pro: Ian Abercrombie, better known as Mr. Pitt on Seinfeld, was in front of me in line when I was getting lunch.
Con: All weekend, I had this odd urge to buy a candy bar and eat it with a fork and knife.

Pro: My easily suggestible nature amused a friend.
Con: My easily suggestible nature made that friend suggest that I clean my apartment since she was cleaning hers.  Thus, despite the 85-degree weather (and lack of A/C in my apartment), I spent several hours cleaning it from top to bottom. 

Pro: I got stoned for the first time in over a year.
Con: I woke up Sunday morning and found 1/3 of a jar of peanut butter suddenly missing.

Pro: Almost a year after its release, I finally saw Team America.  And I finally found out the title and artist of a song I’d been looking for for an awful long time.
Con: We were not amused.  (And by we, I mean me.) If I want to see rampant puppet sex, I’ll go see Avenue Q again.

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Tomoyasu Hotei - “Battle Without Honor or Humanity (Kill Bill Mix)”