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Tuesday, January 28, 2003
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So there's some really good joke someone told me that compares Harrison Ford to something else and asks what's similar about them, and the answer is, "They're both fucking wood," referring to Harrison's little tawdry affair with Calista Flockhart, who's not only as flat as a board but also as painfully skinny as one. And I continue to insist that there's a picture of her in the dictionary next to the word "smarmy."

But I digress. The point is that I can't remember what the other thing is, and it's driving me up a wall. And I can't tell the joke because it makes me look dumb to attempt to do so. "So, what's Harrison Ford and... uh... uhh... Hold on, the punchline's good..."
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