Scene.

Location: A Starbucks caffeinarium in Century City, CA
Setting: Late afternoon, Tuesday
Players: Me, a co-worker, and one of those metal Starbucks all-weather no-spill mugs that a third co-worker (who was not present) asked us to fill with a "fruity" drink (his words, not mine)

Me: Check this mug thing out. It's indestructible.
Co-worker: You could throw it at the wall, and I bet the wall would dent and not the cup.
Me: Yeah... I could probably fight crime with this thing. I may not look as hot as Jennifer Garner, but I could kick some ass with this mug. It's hardcore and superstrength.
Co-worker: I hear that NASA has contracted to Starbucks to build the next space shuttle out of these things.
Me: [laughing] ... we are so going to Hell for that. Thank you, you've guaranteed my entry into Hell for today. Let's do this again in a few hours and see if we can't work on tomorrow's daily affirmation of why I'm being sent to Hell, shall we?

End scene.