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Tuesday, April 08, 2008

There are many people who don’t believe me when I say I really am a 9-year-old boy living in the body of someone in his 30s.  Enjoy this evidence that I am, in the form of an exchange I had with a co-worker in the bathroom today:

Me: Did you just drop something in the urinal?
Co-worker: Yes!  My sunglasses dropped in!  Dammit!
Me: [laughing hysterically]
Co-worker: You know, we probably go to the bathroom together too often.  How else would you know that I’d done that?
Me: Because I know how things sound from my own personal experiences of when I drop stuff in the toilet… you know, like, a load.

Posted by Keith @ 08:57 PM ·
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