For breakfast, our establishment is pleased to offer a long, slow waking-up process, topped with much feigned consciousness and several attempts to return to sleeping in bed. For lunch, we feature a four hour round-trip to Connecticut in order to move some random and non-essential crap along with some clothes back to Keith's parents' house while they're on vacation, with a side of loud music and some creative speed limits. Tonight's dinner will consist of a mixture of blogging and TV watching with the option of drunkenness. For dessert, we are offering the opportunity to show Keith's room to someone who does not speak English very well and only needs to sublet for two months.
Would you like to see a whine list?