Okay, so Fran has been entertaining you all with tales of his bodily functions. And quite frankly, I've been refraining from talking about my own... mostly because there's something evil living within me that I figured you wouldn't want to hear about. But hey, if he can get away with it, why can't I? I think I'm getting a sinus infection, which causes me to produce strange things -- despite the bad noises I am forced to make while bringing this stuff out. I mean, there I was, standing in the bathroom looking at the sink this morning and thinking, "Wow... can I really live without this green stuff? It looks like it belongs inside my body..." In other news, I'm currently watching Super Troopers... and it's actually funny. Although that could be because I'm from New England and I understand the mentality regarding state troopers.