- Last night, I dreamed I was on The Apprentice. I know, I can't believe my brain has degenerated to the point where instead of placing me into quality television programming -- wait, that doesn't really exist anymore... anyways, I was on a freakin' reality TV show. And the hell of it all is, I did something stupid on the show, and my entire team was blaming me for their potential loss. I've never been so happy to be woken up by my alarm. - The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration says cell phone use while driving is increasing. Personally, I'm a big fan of hang up and drive. It's very very rare that I will have a conversation on a cell phone while I'm behind the wheel... mostly because when I get to where I'm going, I realize I was running on autopilot the whole time and can't really remember actually going through the actions of driving. And that kind of scares me. As a result, I also try to discourage others from calling me while they're driving. But what really scares me is that almost every time I pull up to a red light, when I check the cars around me, all of the drivers are on cell phones. And not those fancy schmancy hands-free getups either. - Joe Cocker is coming into my office today to say hi to us. Dude. Joe Cocker. There are some times when my workplace really kicks ass.