Rule No. 34: When you're out drinking with a friend of the opposite sex and she's trying to get you to approach a woman and get that woman's number, make sure that, when you finally do talk to that woman, that your friend tells
her all about what you do and how great you are -- not the guy who's hitting on your friend and begins hitting on the woman you're talking to when your friend's not there.
Quite honestly, I had no desire to go home with the guy, and my friend was making it sound like she was either trying to make him jealous of me or trying to hook us up, and I wanted neither. And yes, she knows I'm not gay.